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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:51
No go.
No way
share office space ...
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Two different time scales could increase quantum clock accuracy exponentially - Phys.org
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Sean Combs Trial: Possible Juror Dismissal and Mogul’s ‘Threatening’ Voice Notes - Rolling Stone
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Fans criticize Beyoncé for shirt calling Native Americans 'the enemies of peace' - NBC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Trump Crypto Wallet Goes Dark Following Cease and Desist - Decrypt
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
With retail cyberattacks on the rise, customers find orders blocked and shelves empty - AP News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Intel Stock (NASDAQ:INTC) Blasts Up as Mac Support Dies - TipRanks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Popular chicken chain shares, massive expansion plan - TheStreet
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Direct Injection Engines: Why Carbon Buildup Happens (And How To Prevent It) - Jalopnik